Step in. Close the door, dammit. Now listen up ‘cos I’m only sayin it once here. Settled in now? OK here goes.
I like Animal Planet on cable. But I couldn’t stand Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter. Not for five minutes. Not even with that cute butt in those Outback shortz. Not even with the Ozzie accent.
Too much testosterone, too few brains.
Like, OK, I’m all sorry the guy died. But I assume they wrote on his headstone: What the Fuck Was I Thinking?
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