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		<title>Finally, we are getting more mature</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 14:44:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Merry fucking recession</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 14:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lord, peeps, Frozen Tootsies is tired this morning. She is learning that whoring is a recession proof industry, although some clients seem to think she should work for less money now, or even take things in trade.
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		<title>Some peeps should not have litters</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 18:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
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Look, Frozen Tootsies says she&#8217;s a rabid squirrel ho.  Not some upstanding fur-free citizen with high-minded thoughts on some kind of public purity crusade.  OK?
F.T. hears about things sometimes that make even a rabid squirrel ho cry. 
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		<title>Not our idea of a fun night out</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 15:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
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Frozen Tootsies may be one of the few bloggers who does not claim to give a fuck about the environment.  Well, except as it affects her own personal comfort. 
So it&#8217;s no surprise that Frozen Tootsies was not excited to receive an invitation to a special screening of this movie:
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		<title>World domination</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:39:23 +0000</pubDate>
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Rats.  The cat&#8217;s out of the bag about the plan for squirrel world domination.  It&#8217;s here for just anybody to see. 
Huh.  Bigoted bastard.  Is there a government official to whom Frozen Tootsies may complain about this?
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		<title>Doing our humble best to be adult here</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:37:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Excellent decorating ideas</title>
		<link>http://frozentootsies.wordpress.com/2007/09/05/excellent-decorating-ideas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:59:15 +0000</pubDate>
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 Mist 1 has the right idea for her bedroom paint.  Solves the curtain problem too.
See?  Watching HGTV does too make you smart.
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		<title>Hell at work</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 15:51:51 +0000</pubDate>
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Frozen Tootsies has more experience working in offices than you might expect from a rabid squirrel ho.
In the course of this wasted life, FT has shared air space for eight hour shifts with some real head cases.  It was hard to stay cool about the antics of these bimbos, idiots, psychos, losers, and morons.  &#8216;Cos they were like, you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=frozentootsies.wordpress.com&blog=1628769&post=30&subd=frozentootsies&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wednesday confessional</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 15:23:46 +0000</pubDate>
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Frozen Tootsies can&#8217;t stand Jerry Lewis.  Never could.  Even as a kid.  Never laughed at his frenetic performances, only cringed.  Adore cable TV because it gives us something to watch instead of his Labor Day barf-a-thon.
Now he&#8217;s put his ugly foot in his fucktard mouth.  Said a bad word on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=frozentootsies.wordpress.com&blog=1628769&post=27&subd=frozentootsies&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Still workin on NC-17</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 16:26:49 +0000</pubDate>
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Mingle2 &#8211; Brooklyn Singles
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