Steal a puppy.
Adopt a couple of kittens.
Quit shaving. Or waxing. Whatever.
And don’t be asking where you should quit shaving/waxing. That’s your business, hon. Not for discussion with strangers on the Internet.
Does your mother know you were asking that here?
Oh. She’s the one who posted those pictures of her favorite bikini wax?
Damn, hon.
Now I just don’t know what to say.
