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It's a blog. I'm a blogger.
I'm not here to be all warm and fuzzy and supportive. I may be profane and talk about adult subjects.
If that bothers you, you can kiss my furry little paws and then go find another fucking website. There are millions to choose from.
So you want warm and fuzzy?