Finally, we are getting more mature

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Merry fucking recession

Lord, peeps, Frozen Tootsies is tired this morning. She is learning that whoring is a recession proof industry, although some clients seem to think she should work for less money now, or even take things in trade.

Uh huh. We don’t think so. You think Frozen Tootsies goes out whoring because she likes your ugly faces and hairy butts? Or would like to own a barely used bunch of video games that you probably stole from your ten year old nephew?

Have a clue: this is about money, honey.

Now Frozen Tootsies is back in her little treetop home, she’s going to make a pot of decaf and settle in front of the HDTV to snicker at all the whiners and moaners on the TV news, sniveling about their flights being cancelled by fuckin’ blizzards, and bitching that the airlines are just too damned incompetent to get them to grandma’s house right on schedule.

Look, idiots: it’s like all tragic that your own personal Christmas holiday plans have been fucked with. Shut your fat mouths and listen to the news, or if possible READ the news. There are blizzards all over the US of A. Cars and trucks and Greyhound buses are unable to drive around in a lot of cities.

And what is so utterly fucking special about YOU that an airline should try to defy laws of gravity and parameters of safety to get YOU to your bargain eighty-five dollar a night five day holiday escape to Mexico so you can sunburn your flabby thighs and come home with an overweight suitcase full of trashy souvenirs? All of which will add to what you owe on your almost-to-the-limit credit card?

Some peeps should not have litters

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Look, Frozen Tootsies says she’s a rabid squirrel ho.  Not some upstanding fur-free citizen with high-minded thoughts on some kind of public purity crusade.  OK?

F.T. hears about things sometimes that make even a rabid squirrel ho cry. 

What’s wrong with humans?  Some of them have litters and then kill their own, or let others kill them.  Like this.  And this.  And this.

Frozen Tootsies is pissed.  She has fantasies of finding some of those fuckers and then biting them.  In their genitals.  And happily watching them die in agony. 

Some peeps say squirrels are vermin in fur coats.  Some peeps are vermin without the fur.

Not our idea of a fun night out

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Frozen Tootsies may be one of the few bloggers who does not claim to give a fuck about the environment.  Well, except as it affects her own personal comfort. 

So it’s no surprise that Frozen Tootsies was not excited to receive an invitation to a special screening of this movie:

Once known as the “California Riviera,” the Salton Sea is now called one of America’s worst ecological disasters: a fetid, stagnant, salty lake, coughing up dead fish and birds by the thousands. Yet a few hardy eccentrics hang on to hope, including a roadside nudist waving at passing European tourists, a man building a religious mountain out of mud and paint, beer-loving Hungarian Revolutionary Hunky Daddy, and the real-estate “Ronald McDonald” known simply as The Landman. Through their perceptions and misperceptions, the strange history and unexpected beauty of the Salton Sea is revealed.

“Strange”?  You bet your fluffy little tail.  Frozen Tootsies does not plan to waste an evening looking for “unexpected beauty” in a film about a place that sounds like a total hellhole.  The armpit of the world. 

Yecch.

World domination

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Rats.  The cat’s out of the bag about the plan for squirrel world domination.  It’s here for just anybody to see. 

Huh.  Bigoted bastard.  Is there a government official to whom Frozen Tootsies may complain about this?

 

Doing our humble best to be adult here

Excellent decorating ideas

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 Mist 1 has the right idea for her bedroom paint.  Solves the curtain problem too.

See?  Watching HGTV does too make you smart.